Who is this for?

This newsletter is for people who feel constipated in life, and would like an enema of inspiration to change their fate.

So. Let’s fucking go!!! Literally and figuratively. 💩

What are you writing about?

Action. Not that action, but action none-the-less. 🥵

Each week, I am documenting the real, tangible action I took the previous week to achieve my dream of becoming my full-time boss. Currently, my full-time job is sucking the soul out of my soul. Not to mention cockblocking my travel dreams among other things. 

This newsletter is public accountability at its finest, baby.

Who are you? 

I’m a tall, small-chested human with a long-ish neck. Oh, I also swear a lot, and believe life is much better when we’re laughing. Nice to meet you! 👋

And, I should probably tell you I’m also a scared-ass bitch who is terrified of failure. And? I dream of traveling the world on my terms. Which is very much clashing with my bank account and scared-ass-bitch self. 😭

Which means I either need to sell feet pics or transform my current unfulfilling-is-an-understatement-career into a career that lights me up from the inside out and better pads my bank account. Definitely the latter but also the former and goddamnit I want both, ok?!

Hence, ‘Woman Goes on a Quest to Change Her Life’ was born for my time of need. 

Because if there’s one four things I know about myself, it is the following:

1. I am the poster child for procrastination (mainly because I’m a scared-ass bitch). 

2. I am in a long-term relationship with popcorn. 

3. I thrive when I have accountability. 

4. I want to live a life that is in alignment with my souls nudges screamings. 

Here’s to live that kind of life. 🖤

What do I get with a subscription? 

1 Newsletter every Monday!

Follow along each week as I get naked wait did I shave and hold myself accountable by telling you exactly what action I took the previous week. Watch out, you might find yourself feeling some strong second-hand-motivation to up-level you own life. 🙏

Here’s what you get with Monday’s newsletter:

• What action I took the previous week. 

• Update on how my Quest is going. 

• Swear of the Week. 

That’s it. Deliberately Quick. Mightily Motivating. 

What do you want to find at the end of this Quest?

Short term: I want to quit my day job + become my own boss, getting paid to do work that lights me up as opposed to put my soul into cardiac arrest every week. I want the financial ability to pursue the experiences I am longing for. Specifically: travel. So much travel. 

Long term: Embrace living a brave life, every single day by saying YES, instead of NO to what lights me up. 

Wait, why do you have 2 newsletters? 

Because pimps have more fun I needed a place to be held publically accountable to reach my goals AKA this newsletter and a place to just shed my shame and just write shit I want to write about, you feel me? Subscribe to my other newsletter: Shame Sandwich.